2022 Tesla Model 3 Long Range AWD

**For Sale: 2022 Tesla Model 3 Long Range – Fully Loaded, Fully Hilarious!**

Buckle up, folks—this **2022 Tesla Model 3 Long Range** is ready to zap you into the future with more features than a sci-fi movie and enough warranties to make your grandma jealous! With **53,000 miles** on the clock, it’s been around the block (or Honolulu, at least), but don’t worry—it’s still got more juice than a pineapple plantation and enough tech to impress even your smug tech-bro cousin.

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**Features That’ll Make You Laugh (and Drive)**  

– **Full Self-Driving (Supervised)**: Let this baby park itself while you sip a Mai Tai and pretend you’re Tony Stark. Navigate on Autopilot, Summon it like a loyal robot dog—just don’t ask it to fetch your slippers yet!  
– **Autopilot**: Because who needs to steer when you’ve got Tesla’s brainy sidekick keeping you in line? It’s like having a co-pilot who doesn’t hog the snacks.  
– **Long Range All-Wheel Drive**: Up to **358 miles of range**—enough to escape your ex’s house *and* their lawyer’s office without recharging.  
– **19” Sport Wheels**: These bad boys are so sporty, they’ll make your neighbor’s Prius cry in its garage.  
– **Midnight Silver Metallic Paint**: Sleek enough to sneak past traffic cops, shiny enough to blind them with style.  
– **All Black Premium Interior**: Like Batman’s cave, but with heated seats—because even superheroes need a warm tush.  
– **Cold Weather Feature**: Heated seats and steering wheel to thaw out your icy heart (or just your hands after a shave ice binge).  
– **Supercharger Network Access Pay-as-you-go**: Plug in faster than you can say “Aloha” and zip off to the next adventure.  

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**Warranties That’ll Outlast Your Last Relationship**  

– **Extended Service Agreement**: Good ‘til **September 20, 2026**, or **75,060 miles**—because even this car knows you deserve a safety net.  
– **Battery Limited Warranty**: Runs until **December 21, 2029**, or **120,000 miles**—this battery’s got more staying power than your Wi-Fi router.  
– **Drive Unit Limited Warranty**: Same deal, **December 21, 2029**, or **120,000 miles**—it’s like a promise ring for your drivetrain.  

*Note: Basic warranty expired September 20, 2024—kinda like my gym membership, but the good stuff’s still active!*

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**Why This Tesla’s a Total Riot**  

This Model 3’s got **Full Self-Driving**, which means it’s basically smarter than your average politician. Sure, it’s racked up 53,000 miles, but it’s been pampered more than a spoiled poodle at a doggy spa. With warranties longer than a CVS receipt and enough tech to make Elon Musk giggle, this ride’s a steal. It’ll zip you around town quieter than a ninja on a Segway, and with **Supercharger access**, you’ll never be stranded—unlike that time you forgot your lines in the school play.

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**The Nitty-Gritty**  

– **Mileage**: 53,000 miles (it’s seasoned, not old!)  
– **Condition**: Excellent—like my karaoke skills after a few drinks  
– **Location**: Honolulu, HI (paradise included, no extra charge)  
– **Price**: $45,900 (cheaper than therapy *and* a new Tesla)  

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**Don’t Sleep on This Deal!**  

This Tesla’s got more personality than a stand-up comic and more features than your mom’s overstuffed purse. It’s priced to fly off the lot faster than you fleeing a bad date. **Contact me now** for a test drive or to hear my terrible car puns in person. Hurry—this electric dreamboat won’t wait around like your last Tinder match!

Niko
808-ZZZ-94ZZ  ( Z = two ) 
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